what do you mean grand theft autumn isn’t the actual national anthem
“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
My skills include sleeping till at least 1PM, making grilled cheese, and failing to fix my bed head so, wanna makeout ?
Oh geez lol
every time i log off
IS THIS OUT OF THE BOX?
IT’S OUT OF THE FUCKING BOX
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
write me stories about how you spend your last two nights because I’m REALLY interested in them, I will rate them.
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTIIIIIIIII THAT DIDN’T BELONG TO MEEEEEEEE