carcinogenetsist:

what do you mean grand theft autumn isn’t the actual national anthem

(via tayloraffair)

perrydaplatypus404:

“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”

“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”

“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”

“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”

“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”

(via whyamimakingthisagain)

no-husbands-and-wives:

My skills include sleeping till at least 1PM, making grilled cheese, and failing to fix my bed head so, wanna makeout ?

(via thenakedwoman)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via tayloraffair)

whyamimakingthisagain:

write me stories about how you spend your last two nights because I’m REALLY interested in them, I will rate them.

riot fest’s lineup this year is just fjjhdkj;hagjjh

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTIIIIIIIII THAT DIDN’T BELONG TO MEEEEEEEE

inbox:

if you think im ugly on the internet just wait until you see me in real life

(via thepsychiatrists)